Narwhals, Narwhals, Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, coz they are so awesome. Narwhals, Narwhals, Swimming in the ocean, Pretty big and pretty white, they beat a polar bear in a fight. Like an underwater unicorn, they got a kick-ass facial horn, they're the Jedi of the sea, They stop Ctuhlu from eatin' ye! Narwhals. They are Narwhals, Narwhals. Just don't let 'em touch your balls, Narwhals. They are Narwhals, Narwhals. Inventors of the Shish Kebab!

Narwhals, Narwhals, Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, coz they are so awesome. Narwhals, Narwhals, Swimming in the ocean, Pretty big and pretty white, they beat a polar bear in a fight. Like an underwater unicorn, they got a kick-ass facial horn, they're the Jedi of the sea, They stop Ctuhlu from eatin' ye! Narwhals. They are Narwhals, Narwhals. Just don't let 'em touch your balls, Narwhals. They are Narwhals, Narwhals. Inventors of the Shish Kebab!